A Blog of Individualism, Originality and Self Expression from a Daydreamer with a Big Imagination

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Original Redneck Gun Control Humor


I like to post a lot of original thoughts and content in this blog. Some will call it ignorance, some will call it stupid, I like to call it therapy. My views on gun control are mixed. My views on people who shoot other people without reason are not. I think they should be shot in return.

Four rednecks in Texas are sitting in a beer joint on a slow Tuesday afternoon on the outskirts of town.  Workers in the oilfields they are just happy their long 10 day shift has come to an end.  They talk about women, their cars, and suddenly one brings up the subject of gun control.  He boast about how he will never give up his arsenal of guns he has at home. "They are my protection against the evil in the world. Nobody could ever convince me guns are the problem.

WE HAVE RIGHTS!!!"

About that time a man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a beer. He then pulls out a gun and shoots everyone in sight. Not one person left alive.

How To Make Woman Have An Orgasm

How to make a woman have an orgasm! 
Leave her at home while you go out and party

Friday, April 19, 2013

Population Growth Breeds More Dumb Ass People


Idiots are global, but living in America I notice our problems more easily. As the population grows so do a bunch of dumb F##ks. I am certainly no genius, and don't pretend to be, but I am steps ahead of the people I have seen in the news this week. Who is breeding these people? (week of Boston bombing / Ricin letters)

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Way Cool Animations - Supersize My Skateboard

Another funny animated gif. A bunch of people surfing 
on a big skateboard. Credit go's to laughingstation.tumblr.com

Funny Exorcist Parody / Spoof Animation

I find this to be absolutely hilarious. Then again I find 90% of this
silly life I was forced into pretty damn funny. A funny spoof? parody?
of the exorcist movie. I found this at JiffJaff.com

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Humorous Black & White Circus Clown Picture


Ringling Circus clown Emmett Kelly in a bubble bath: Sarasota, Florida 1955
Not only is the photo semi funny, the story behind it is humorous

Photo taken as a favor to Kelly, who wanted the image for his Christmas card. Joe's wife, Lois Foley Steinmetz, was crouched down out of sight behind the chair that held Kelly's clothing, with an egg beater in her hand. After every shot Joe took, Lois would leap out of hiding, use the egg beater to increase the foam in the tub, and conceal herself once again.

Photo is in the public domain via creative commons

Sunday, March 31, 2013

American Punk Rock "Dive Bar In Your Mind" Music Podcast




Listen to all American bands music podcast playing punk garage rock n roll songs from the basement dive bar in your mind.

Estrogen Highs, Night Beats, Hysterians, The Dimeras, The Spits, Paybacks, The Touch Ups, Cheap Time, The Minks, Alcoholic Helltones, The Withdrawals, The Make Ups, The Oh Nos, Subsonics, Da Willys, 440's, The Easy Livin

Garage Punk bands from San Jose California, New York City, Atlanta Georgia, Nashville Tennessee, Portland Oregon, Seattle Washington, Cleveland Ohio, Detroit Michigan, Philadelphia Pennsylvania, Victoria Texas, Phoenix Arizona and other cities across the USA

Free mp3 music downloads of the podcast on the media player.
You Don't Have To Sign Up / No Hassles / One Click Downloads 
 
Yeah, I know it's a humor blog, but I had to plug my newest podcast
 

Monday, March 25, 2013

Man Riding Weird One Wheel Motorcycle

A man encircled by the motorcycle he is is riding.  Some government experimental project back in the early 30s. Something like that ?  Photo is used via creative commons.  (CC photo)

Airplane Flying Over Beach (Photoshop Craziness)

A huge Air France airplane flying very low to the ground over Maho Beach  / Saint Martin airport in the Caribbean where people wind surf the fence when planes take off.  The plane was of course higher up and further out, but thanks to photoshop it is now in their face. (original pic)

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Sexy "Almost Naked" Russian Contortionist Video

G4's International Sexy Ladies Show: The Gymnastic Contortionist

I have had this in my blog editor for a couple years. I forgot all about it. This sexy blonde contortionist in the video is beautiful and flexible. The full meal deal.

Get Off My Ass Funny Clipart


Get Off My Ass Funny Clipart
Why Are People Always On My Ass ?
I was at OpenClipArt.org and ran into the jackass clipart. That's when the thought popped up "Get Off My Ass". Then I searched out the others. I obviously didn't put a lot of thought and time into it. Still, I find it to be semi humorous : )

Garage Punk Rock and Roll Music Podcast (45:00) 
The Seperaters, The Pistol Whipper Snappers, The Fn A Holes, 
The Sickidz, The 440's, Dead Canary, and mucho mas.

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