Saturday, January 29, 2011
See the poll results 14.000 anonymous people online answered to these 10 questions when asked intimate and personal questions about drugs and sex. Have you ever had sex with someone you met on the internet? Does marijuana enhance your sexual desires? The marijuana sex poll was a project in a sociology course on human behavior I recently took. The survey results are unscientific and from a period of 3 months I had the poll online in the summer of 2010.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Some funny graphics and pictures fake awards I created in photoshop I gave my blog. My blogs sucks award. Flush your blog award. This blog is so bad you can't view it sober. The Hedda Moddick useless blog award. The best part of having a humor blog is poking fun at yourself.
Monday, January 24, 2011
These are some funny crazy hilarious bumper stickers I used in my Cyberspace Insanity humor website that was online in 2001. The website itself is no longer around but thanks to floppy disc all of it's content is still available.
Conserve Water - Drink Beer
This Year Vacation In Hell - Coming Back To Work Wont Seem So Bad
Question Authority And The Authorities Will Question You
Life Sucks And It Leaves Some Mean Hickeys
Elvis Has Left The Planet
Sunday, January 16, 2011
You have the TV remote control stuffed under a pillow so when your moment of amor is over you can immediately turn on ESPN.
I think the fact that I have been married twice says a lot about my relationships. I wont even try to blame everything on someone else because it does take two. I started thinking about it and these are some of the things that I thought up. Some I am guilty of, and some are for the sake of humor.
Friday, January 14, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Maybe you should turn down Metallica a little, at least until the glass in the windows stop vibrating. Your babies hearing is still developing.
You really should just go ahead and change your childs name to stop, quit, not now or go outside and play, since they hear that more often.
My crazy way of thinking about all of the bad parents I know, have known or met in my lifetime. Everything on this list is true and original except where noted at the bottom. I have either overheard or witnessed someone actually saying these insane things. It was through co-workers, friends or family over the years.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Steven Wright's short jokes, witty one liners and perfectly timed punchlines are why he is on the top 25 comedians of all time list. His popular 80s stand up comedy routine is nothing short of hilarious having seen him here in Austin in the prime of his career. Not only is Steven Wright funny, he is a comedic genius with his own unique branded style of comedy that makes you go HUH. If you have never heard of him, or seen his act, take a moment and decide for yourself.
- I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
- My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
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