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Sunday, April 3, 2011

Rodney Dangerfield Comedy Standup Youtube Video

Rodney Dangerfield On Youtube
My personal vote for the funniest comedian ever

My mother had morning sickness after I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

I tell you, I'm not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything.

I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless.

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshot.

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Rodney Dangerfield Website


Chris Lodge said...

Great one liners from a great comedian. My favorite is , "My wife loves talking to me during sex. She calls me from hotel rooms."