Semi-crazy, semi-funny humor blog. Not for fuddie-duddies or judgemental germs. Original unique material on growing up, drugs, peer pressure and pondering life. I write a lot of original short jokes and one liners. Living in Austin since the 70s I find blogging about humor easy. After all Austin's unofficial slogan is Keep Austin Weird.
A Blog of Individualism, Originality and Self Expression from a Daydreamer with a Big Imagination
Animated Stand Up Comedian. All original comedy. Funny and Hilarious one liners. Comedy from the minds at Dog8mybag Stoned Again Productions, Austin Tx USA Visit My New Youtube Channel @ Stoned Again Comedy
Listen to some hilarious older funny comedy audio I found online featuring Festus of the old western TV show Gunsmoke. Festus talks about girls, teenage music, his grandpa, he sings funny songs and other crazy stuff. Listen to it and if you think it as funny as I do the files are also available for free download. I watched Gunsmoke when I was a kid so that could be why I like it so much. Decide For Yourself.
A few funny Osama Bin Laden related Pictures I found on some old floppy disk dated back to 2001 before his recent death. I blew off the dust and posted them to jump on the Osama is now a dead Mother#*%$#% bandwagon.
Some Pictures of Really Cool Urban Street art in Austin Tx. The location was a place called Mojo's on the drag at The University Of Texas. I took them on an non digital camera and scanned the prints to disc. I lost a lot of quality in the proccess but what the hey. If interested you can click on any picture to view a larger image.
See the poll results 14.000 anonymous people online answered to these 10 questions when asked intimate and personal questions about drugs and sex. Have you ever had sex with someone you met on the internet? Does marijuana enhance your sexual desires? The marijuana sex poll was a project in a sociology course on human behavior I recently took. The survey results are unscientific and from a period of 3 months I had the poll online in the summer of 2010.
Does marijuana enhance your sexual desire, mood or experience?
Some funny graphics and pictures fake awards I created in photoshop I gave my blog. My blogs sucks award. Flush your blog award. This blog is so bad you can't view it sober. The Hedda Moddick useless blog award. The best part of having a humor blog is poking fun at yourself.
These are some funny crazy hilarious bumper stickers I used in my Cyberspace Insanity humor website that was online in 2001. The website itself is no longer around but thanks to floppy disc all of it's content is still available.
Conserve Water - Drink Beer
This Year Vacation In Hell - Coming Back To Work Wont Seem So Bad
Question Authority And The Authorities Will Question You
You have the TV remote control stuffed under a pillow so when your moment of amor is over you can immediately turn on ESPN.
I think the fact that I have been married twice says a lot about my relationships. I wont even try to blame everything on someone else because it does take two. I started thinking about it and these are some of the things that I thought up. Some I am guilty of, and some are for the sake of humor.
Maybe you should turn down Metallica a little, at least until the glass in the windows stop vibrating. Your babies hearing is still developing.
You really should just go ahead and change your childs name to stop, quit, not now or go outside and play, since they hear that more often.
My crazy way of thinking about all of the bad parents I know, have known or met in my lifetime. Everything on this list is true and original except where noted at the bottom. I have either overheard or witnessed someone actually saying these insane things. It was through co-workers, friends or family over the years.
Steven Wright's short jokes, witty one liners and perfectly timed punchlines are why he is on the top 25 comedians of all time list. His popular 80s stand up comedy routine is nothing short of hilarious having seen him here in Austin in the prime of his career. Not only is Steven Wright funny, he is a comedic genius with his own unique branded style of comedy that makes you go HUH. If you have never heard of him, or seen his act, take a moment and decide for yourself.
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.