A Blog of Individualism, Originality and Self Expression from a Daydreamer with a Big Imagination

Monday, December 26, 2011

Dog8mybag Stand Up Comedy - One Liners



Animated Stand Up Comedian. All original comedy. Funny and Hilarious one liners. Comedy from the minds at Dog8mybag Stoned Again Productions, Austin Tx USA
Visit My New Youtube Channel @ Stoned Again Comedy

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Funny Religious Song:- Plastic Jesus Video

Plastic Jesus Video, Austin Texas USA



At least I find it to be funny. This is one of my videos I filmed from my Youtube music video's. I have 100s of music videos and finally decided to put them online. Why not?

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Obvious Signs Your Girlfriend is Anorexic


How to tell if your girlfriend has anorexia other than obviously being too skinny.

When she takes a bubble bath she floats.

After bathing she dries off with a paper towel.

She uses a cat collar for a belt.



Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Dear Mr President Marijuana Reform Poem

A Cry For Freedom In The Land Of The Free.
A Poem About Marijuana Reform and Legalization.

  Dear Mr. President - Legalize Marijuana Poem


Hey Mr Prez

Hey Mr. Prez it's Dog8mybag,
I'm down here in Austin Texas.
Trying to survive in the modern world,
and all of it's related stresses.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Festus of Gunsmoke Lost Comedy Audio Tapes

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Listen to some hilarious older funny comedy audio I found online featuring Festus of the old western TV show Gunsmoke. Festus talks about girls, teenage music, his grandpa, he sings funny songs and other crazy stuff. Listen to it and if you think it as funny as I do the files are also available for free download. I watched Gunsmoke when I was a kid so that could be why I like it so much. Decide For Yourself.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Funny Osama Bin Laden Pictures from 2001

A few funny Osama Bin Laden related Pictures I found on some old floppy disk dated back to 2001 before his recent death. I blew off the dust and posted them to jump on the Osama is now a dead Mother#*%$#% bandwagon.


Sunday, April 3, 2011

Rodney Dangerfield Comedy Standup Youtube Video

Rodney Dangerfield On Youtube
My personal vote for the funniest comedian ever

My mother had morning sickness after I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

I tell you, I'm not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything.

I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Surreal Dog-Human Weird and Unusual Art

Original and Unusual Artworks bordering on the realms of surrealism
and a modernistic fantasy daydream from a far away land
Surreal Weird Poster Prints 11x16
Surreal DogHuman 11x16 Poster Print by dog8mybag

Sunday, March 13, 2011

420 Stoned Again Comical Marijuana Poem







Dog8mybag

I Got In Late From Work,
My Dog Looked Kinda Dead.
Her Tongue Was Hanging Out,
Eyes Rolled Up In Her Head.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Free Band Names For Bands That Suck

Can't Think Of A Cool Band Name ?
A Free List Of Band Names That Will Make You Famous

Your Band Sucks

Lost Liberty - Wasted Daze - Idiot Box - Thirst For Sanity

12 Ordinary People (Jurors) Can Ruin Your Life


My Politically Incorrect Rant.

I just cant get over the fact that 12 ordinary everyday people, and in some cases 6 that know nothing about the law can decide someones fate.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Pictures of Austin Tx. Crossdresser Leslie Cochran

Austin's Famous Transvesstite Crossdressing Freak Show
Never Before Seen Pictures Of Leslie Cochran


Sunday, March 6, 2011

Pictures of Urban Street Art in Austin Tx


Some Pictures of Really Cool Urban Street art in Austin Tx. The location was a place called Mojo's on the drag at The University Of Texas.  I took them on an non digital camera and scanned the prints to disc. I lost a lot of quality in the proccess but what the hey. If interested you can click on any picture to view a larger image.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Marijuana and Sex Questions Online Survey Poll Results

See the poll results 14.000 anonymous people online answered to these 10 questions when asked intimate and personal questions about drugs and sex. Have you ever had sex with someone you met on the internet? Does marijuana enhance your sexual desires? The marijuana sex poll was a project in a sociology course on human behavior I recently took. The survey results are unscientific and from a period of 3 months I had the poll online in the summer of 2010.





Does marijuana enhance your sexual desire, mood or experience?

Answers Votes Percent
1.
Yes 11732 82%
2.
No 2596 18%


Total Votes: 14328


Thursday, January 27, 2011

Funny Fake Awards My Blog Has Won

Some funny graphics and pictures fake awards I created in photoshop I gave my blog. My blogs sucks award. Flush your blog award. This blog is so bad you can't view it sober. The Hedda Moddick useless blog award. The best part of having a humor blog is poking fun at yourself.


Monday, January 24, 2011

Funny Hilarious Bumper Sticker Sayings


These are some funny crazy hilarious bumper stickers I used in my Cyberspace Insanity humor website that was online in 2001. The website itself is no longer around but thanks to floppy disc all of it's content is still available.




Conserve Water - Drink Beer

This Year Vacation In Hell - Coming Back To Work Wont Seem So Bad

Question Authority And The Authorities Will Question You

Life Sucks And It Leaves Some Mean Hickeys

Elvis Has Left The Planet

Sunday, January 16, 2011

How Not To Sexually Please A Woman In Bed


You have the TV remote control stuffed under a pillow so when your moment of amor is over you can immediately turn on ESPN.

I think the fact that I have been married twice says a lot about my relationships.  I wont even try to blame everything on someone else because it does take two. I started thinking about it and these are some of the things that I thought up. Some I am guilty of, and some are for the sake of humor.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Marijuana March Pictures Austin Texas 2002

The 2002 Marijuana March Pictures, Austin Texas
(Click Pictures To Enlarge In New Window)

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Obvious Signs You Are A Very Bad Parent

Maybe you should turn down Metallica a little, at least until the glass in the windows stop vibrating. Your babies hearing is still developing.

You really should just go ahead and change your childs name to stop, quit, not now or go outside and play, since they hear that more often.



My crazy way of thinking about all of the bad parents I know, have known or met in my lifetime. Everything on this list is true and original except where noted at the bottom. I have either overheard or witnessed someone actually saying these insane things. It was through co-workers, friends or family over the years.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Stand Up Comedy Video Short Witty Jokes


Steven Wright's short jokes, witty one liners and perfectly timed punchlines are why he is on the top 25 comedians of all time list. His popular 80s stand up comedy routine is nothing short of hilarious having seen him here in Austin in the prime of his career. Not only is Steven Wright funny, he is a comedic genius with his own unique branded style of comedy that makes you go HUH. If you have never heard of him, or seen his act, take a moment and decide for yourself.

  • I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
  • My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.